10 Best Distractions Between New The Walking Dead Episodes
Time literally folds in on itself between new Walking Dead episodes…or out on itself…in, out – who cares! Time does that thing where one week…7 days…24×7=hours (do the math)…takes like…like…way more than one week! When time between episodes CREEPS – here’s what you can do:
1. Debating
It’s time-consuming. It’s engrossing. Pick a topic. Form an opinion. Then create powerful, debate worthy Pro/Con-Walking Dead arguments. Do zombie toe nails grow? Pick a side!
2. Cursing
Curse blue streaks at Walking Dead writers for not making the episodes longer or for making more of them or not creating a non-stop Walking Dead channel that aires new shows every night for the next 3 years forcing said writers to forego personal or social lives. For 3 years or until I fall in love, get married, and have kids. Make that 2 years.
3. Writing
Write your own new episodes. How bad can they be? What’s that saying about a million monkeys w/ typewriters in a room & something something Shakespeare? You’re way better than any typewriting monkey…you probably have a Mac.
4. Yelling @ Andrea
ANDREA!!! WHAT the hell are you DOING??? The governor is a capital D-bag!
- Faaaact: Governor D-bag pitts Daryl & Merle in a duel to the death (flip side: there’s a 50/50 chance in that scenario that Merl gets dead so…yea!)…& you totally witnessed this. It’s not like Michonne – the best friend that saved your life – told you second hand & because you’re in love with Gov. D-bag (R) Newbury you choose not to believe her.
- Faaaact: You’ve seen his room of Head-Only horrors.
- Faaaact: Michonne can’t stand him. And she’s awesome.
5. Reading
Read the graphic novels. Then…look for other zombie related books, shows, poetry, monologues, plays, etc. Then…read Daisy Fay & The Miracle Man. No zombies – just a really good story.
6. Picking Favorites
While I love most of the characters – Rick, Daryl, Maggie, Glenn, Carl, Hershel, Lil’ Asskicker, my hands down new favorite character is: Michonne! Holy crap she’s awesome. She’s like some awesome combination of Kill Bill & Buffy TVS. Awesome!
7. Training
Seriously consider learning how to slice & dice with a katana…by seriously I mean think about how to google that.
8. Weight-Loss
While everything about a zombie apocalypse is really bad, do you ever wonder how much weight I…you…could lose during such an epidemic…(I’m betting a lot!)…then think about all the clothes I…you…could wear and all the malls I could get those clothes from and…this is easily my favorite distraction
9. Believing
People say zombies don’t exist, but the minute we stop believing, that’s when the zombies win.
10. Dance Lessons
Learn the Zydeco-two step. This has nothing to do with the Walking Dead I just really like the music…wait a minute! Everything has something to do with zombies. Now that I think of it…what if…just what if…it turns out to be a natural weapon against The Walking Dead! Wait, thats from “Mars Attacks!”. Except I think that was Hank Williams & Country/Blue Grass, not Zydeco.