10 Best Animal Planet Shows That’ll Make You Very Afraid…of Animals.

It used to be you’d tune into Animal Planet and you’d get a show that made you learn and subsequently, love animals.

Not anymore.  Seems to be a new sheriff in town…with a crazy, new mission statement no less:

Be Afraid…Be VERY Afraid. 

Here are 10 real Animal Planet programs available for your viewing pleasure…

…or terror:


#1     River Monsters

The dvd cover contains the picture of a mutant-monster fish w/ zombie-FANGS.


#2     I’m Alive!

An animal attacked you, you lived, and you’ve been eating out on that story ever since.


#3     I Shouldn’t Be Alive

Not the same as #2…it’s a completely different show about animals and people getting too close.


#4     Monsters Inside Me

Sounds like a fun 1/2 hour.


#5     Fatal Attractions

I don’t even know.


#6     Blood Dolphins

Do dolphin’s have a time of the month?


#7     Pitbulls & Parolees

I bet there’s a Michael Vick segment.


#8     The Haunted

If you’re such a bad pet owner that your dead pet decides to come back & haunt you instead of a sausage factory…well, you probably have it coming.


#9     Killer Aliens

Killer aliens???


#10     Untamed & Uncut

Live footage of scary animals being animals…also stuff that didn’t make it onto #2 or #3.

Honorable Mention:

1.     Hillbilly Hand Fishin’

If that means what I think it means…forget it — I’m afraid…very afraid.

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